Housewife+guide+for+2009

 = =  **//The complete housewife guide//**

//Have something you can heat up in the microwave, such as two minute noodles, so if you are late from work and you do not have your dinner prepared before work, the kids will be hungry.//

//Most children won't get off thier console when they are asked to, so if he won't stop when you ask him to, make it very clear that if he does not get of his console now you will confiscate it. If he still dosent listen take it away without letting him save his game. Hide it away for a week. He should get the message that you will keep on doing it and he won't get progress on his game.//

//Light the fire (if you have one) before your husband comes home because this is where you will most likely sit down with everyone and talk or watch TV.//

//Do the washing at night time and hang it out before you go to work so that it has the whole day to dry out.//

//Make sure the kids have washed themselves before bed.//

//Put the dishes in the dishwasher and turn it on before you go to bed so that you can put them away in the morning before work.//

//Don't start reading or doing other fun things until you have finished all your jobs.//

//Make a list of who does what job when so that the work load isn't entirly your responsibilty.// //Make sure the house is tidy.//

//By Curtis.//